“Wow, that was incredible! Where did you train?”

Confused by the question, I cock my head a bit to the side and ask, “What do you mean?”

“That speech! I’m a professional speaking coach. I train speakers from all over the country. That was impressive. Where did you learn?”

At that moment, Vivian came running over to give me one of her big bear hugs and a kiss. All I could do was smile as he tried not to stare at her. I’d seen her have that effect on men before.

In the absurdity of that moment, I had to laugh.